June 16, 2013 • 31,239 notes • an-egg

an-egg:

shitweed:                         ,

an-egg:

do i really look 8 years old                          ,

I THOUGHT THAT COMMA WAS DIRT ON MY SCREEN I HATE YOU                                     ,       ,                                     

sorry  

,                                                                                                      ,

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June 16, 2013 • 44,750 notes • interstela

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June 16, 2013 • 5,322 notes • getoffmybloghoe

getoffmybloghoe:

*sniffs a baby* ahhhh I love new human smell

what if it’s just pooped?

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June 16, 2013 • 8,722 notes • coochiejuice

coochiejuice:

Sometimes you just gotta spank your own ass and be like “oooh”

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June 16, 2013 • 60,784 notes • foodtrucker

foodtrucker:

I’m really dreading the day I turn 18 cause I will no longer be the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen

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June 16, 2013 • 296,183 notes • nic0tine-kisses
t-ranquilize: Why can’t everyone think and be like Johnny

t-ranquilize:

Why can’t everyone think and be like Johnny

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June 16, 2013 • 30,010 notes • dorselphin

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June 16, 2013 • 23,961 notes • pityreblogs

pityreblogs:

i’m convinced if i kill enough bugs word will get around the bug community and they will all leave me alone

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June 16, 2013 • 257,931 notes • starrious

jazzysbrooks:

distraction:

analghost:

xivixmcmlxxxiii-xxiiiviimmxi:

cancune:

empty-cases:

struggling-in-recovery:

whtevr-cunt:

omg

Don’t do this to me tumblr.

I was going to reblog this earlier but I waited so that it could be my 10000th post cos it’s the saddest and most beautiful thing I’ve ever read, absolutely amazing..

so much chills

this is one of those rare text posts that really changes my perspective

i have tears in my eyes

omg :(

Crying

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June 16, 2013 • 156,423 notes • dailydoseofsamantics

dailydoseofsamantics:

There is this guy on the bus who calls himself Jeff. Jeff narrates the entire bus ride in third person. Today was the only day I have been on the bus with Jeff where someone has told him to shut up. Jeff sighed and then said “Jeff dramatically looks out of the window while sighing. Jeff just couldn’t understand why people had to be so rude.” The person who told him to shut up now looks like he is going to cry out of frustration.

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